Alan Zendell, March 16, 2026
I’m tempted to write that our president communicates as incoherently as my five-year-old grandson. But at dinner a few nights ago I spent an hour listening to him, and while I was dismayed by some of the things he said, I can’t complain about his coherence – unlike Donald Trump who sounds like he’s desperately treading water in a storm. Ever since it became clear that the White House’s planning for Trump’s war of choice against Iran was either nonexistent or incompetent, he seems unable to complete a sentence without contradicting himself and addressing every perceived injustice he’s experienced since he entered politics.
If you ever doubted that Trump lies instinctively whenever it suits him, the evidence is before you. If he contradicts himself every time he opens his mouth at least half of what he says has to be untrue. A more accurate way of putting it is that when Trump speaks, truth is irrelevant. The only thing motivating the things he says is another opportunity to salve his own ego or increase his wealth. It’s always a depressing thing to witness, but now it’s dangerous. Trump’s mouth poses an existential threat to all of us.
His antics, this week, demanding that other nations assist in escorting shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, while simultaneously repeating that we have completely decimated Iran’s military and the war is over – oh wait, we still have three or four weeks of bombing ahead of us – result in the chaos we typically expect from him. But this is not a typical situation. Trump had a shiny new toy that no one else on Earth had, and he treats fighting a war like playing Call to Action. He made it worse by posting a picture of himself in his military school uniform with his “proud parents,” the same ones who sent him there to keep him from winding up in prison. Any similarity between our military personnel and Donald Trump exists only in Trump’s twisted mind.
The bombs in a video game aren’t real. Neither are the deaths and the destruction of the infrastructure that 90 million Iranians depend on for survival. In a video game, Trump can act out his need to control everything and everyone. In real life, it’s not that simple. Disparaging NATO for ten years and then characterizing their reluctance to be drawn into an ill-planned war that looks more and more, every day, like it will end in disaster as disloyalty goes way beyond Trump’s usual approach to trying to control things. This time, he has created a situation that grows more dangerous every day. This time, thousands of lives in countries all over the region, many of them civilians are being lost.
Our allies don’t want that blood on their hands, especially when it could be their own people bleeding from Iran’s retaliation to something they had nothing to do with. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz made it clear, when he said Trump’s war is not NATO’s war. It could have been if Trump had consulted them before his buddy Netanyahu played him into joining Israel’s unlitateral war. Trump might also have retained a shred of credibility had he quietly obtained approval for his war from Congress. But Trump won’t do those things because he needs to be the only one in charge with everyone else bowing to him and kissing his ring.
Now, as most of us have predicted, Trump looks to most of the world like a pariah. He has spent ten years injudiciously lashing out at everyone who didn’t worship him. It’s only common sense that when you cozy up to your enemies while disparaging your friends, when you talk about other world leaders in the insulting terms he continually uses, when you call your allies stupid and incompetent and accuse them of ripping you off, they may not rush to your defense when you’re hoisted by your own petard. If the potential for disrupting the entire world’s economy weren’t so real, if the possibility of nuclear powers fighting over the spoils in Iran when we pull out after leaving it defenseless didn’t move the Doomsday Clock closer to midnight, we might treat this as business as usual.
But it’s not usual in any sense. Trump is simultaneously risking a regional or world war, attempting to muzzle the Congress and suppress the opposition’s voting rights, and trying to silence any media voice he considers disloyal. He can’t overtly defy the First Amendment, but he had a better idea. Get his billionaire friends to buy up all the media outlets and control what they tell the public. He’s already humbled CBS/Paramount, and while his friends the Ellisons promise they will not influence editorial content on CNN. I wouldn’t bet on that.
Check out a valid history of how Adolf Hitler destroyed the Weimar Republic in 1933. Donald Trump is attempting exactly the same thing in 2026 America. Trump is trying get unarmed Iranian citizens to revolt against a vicious Revolutionary Guard force that has already murdered tens of thousands of protestors. I would like to see millions of unarmed Americans stand up and assert that we won’t put up with this anymore.
We’d better start taking our country back now if we expect have one in ten years.